Ya'll Want a date?

[Luk3us]

Well if you want to date "Rachel" you're have to be able to comply with a few little requests on her part.....


1. 5'8” and taller
2. Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
3. Handsome
4. Muscular
5. Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
6. Good sense of humor
7. Dimples
8. Cute laugh
9. Sensitive
10. *Affectionate* in front of friends
11. Gives me lots of attention
12. Outgoing
13. Popular but doesn't know the whole state
14. Friends with my friends
15. Nice smile
16. Straight teeth
17. No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
18. Pierced ear(s) if any
19. Not too many tattoos if any
20. Likes to cuddle
21. Likes to party
22. Takes me out
23. Grabs my hand to hold
24. Kisses me unexpectedly
25. Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
26. Has a good job
27. Tells me he misses me when we're not together
28. Makes me laugh
29. Open minded
30. Polite
31. Holds doors for me
32. Opens car doors
33. *Romantic*
34. Likes all type of music
35. Likes going to the movies
36. Talks to his friends about me
37. Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
38. Gives massages without me having to ask
39. Plays with my hair
40. Calls me to just say hi
41. Tries not to argue
42. Apologizes for when he does wrong
43. Says what he's feeling
44. Has a car
45. Has a dog
46. Has a family that likes me
47. Compliments me
48. Is tan
49. Doesn't curse all the time
50. Wants to be with me as much as possible
51. Comes over unexpectedly
52. Wakes me up with a kiss
53. Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
54. *Trustworthy*
55. Patient
56. Likes to shop
57. Has good manners
58. Doesn't smoke
59. Occasionally drinks
60. Athletic
61. Is on time for dates
62. Calls back later when he says he will
63. Lives close to me
64. Wants to meet my family
65. Treats me like a princess
66. Has a cute butt
67. Good kissable lips
68. Good kisser
69. Good memory
70. Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
71. Intelligent
72. Has direction
73. Creative
74. Likes everything about me
75. Committed
76. *My best friend*
77. Respectful
78. Mature
79. Persistent – Hard working
80. Likes walks on the beach
81. Likes just staying home sometimes
82. Writes me songs/poems
83. Likes to dance
84. Has a sexy voice
85. Cooks for me
86. Likes to show me off
87. Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
88. Likes to take pictures
89. Flirts with me in public and in private
90. Puts up with my mood swings
91. Comforts me when I'm sad
92. Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
93. Sticks up for me
94. Likes animals
95. Sends me flowers for no reason
96. Ignores my imperfections
97. Surprises me (good surprises)
98. Doesn't ever yell at me
99. Likes picnics
100. Likes to clean
101. First to say I Love You
102. Listens to me
103. Smells good
104. *Doesn't lie*
105. Likes kids
106. Makes me the center of his world
107. Not in trouble with the law
108. Isn't a goody-goody
109. Doesn't stare at other girls
110. Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
111. Doodles our names on paper
112. Likes to draw
113. Leaves notes on my car
114. Let's me go out with him and his friends
115. Will hang out with me and my friends
116. Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
117. Gets jealous but not too jealous
118. Dependable
119. Doesn't hang up on me
120. Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
121. Calls me cute pet names
122. Isn't conceited
123. Isn't a penny-pincher
124. Likes sports and going to sports events
125. Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
126. Doesn't play mind games
127. Doesn't just think about sex
128. Cares about world issues
129. Doesn't make me cry
130. Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
131. Isn't shy
132. Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
133. Not opinionated
134. Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
135. Can spell
Some people.....

[Menace]

umm... wait..... what?

[ChopBam]

Are you bragging about your GF? lol

[MadBadger]

ha like Luk3us could get a girl who wanted more than to make food, clean and 1 other thing.

ohhh i could EASILY say yes to all them part from 1 & 127. :D

[Luk3us]

lol. You a tad short there Madbadger? ;)

[Rikko]

It wouldn't surprise me if this Rachel is having troubles finding a boyfriend...

[chickendippers]

Who's Rachel? I think I'm most of them, except I can't cook.

[EatsP1es]

this makes no sense...or is that just my opinion...?

[Rikko]

this makes no sense...or is that just my opinion...?

Our opinion... I don't think it makes sense either...:D

[MadBadger]

lol. You a tad short there Madbadger? ;)

yup just a tad...... well 5 inches off her wants :D

then again i always get that i look like a 16 yo :D

im gona look 21 when im 27 odd :D

[ChopBam]

You seem to like that :D smilie a LOT, MadBadger. :D :D

I don't think a lot of the people here would fall under the "cute butt" category.

[MadBadger]

:D is my fave one here the :p looks a little ...... well not rubish but i dont like it as much.

and i do actualy have a cute butt Grls always tell me im Cute :D and it always works in my favour........ like i think it did at the weekend...... but i cant remember anything :( i belive i hada good time i woke up in some fit chicks flat after all :D

-edit- added the :D to me sig :D

[EatsP1es]

and i do actualy have a cute butt Grls always tell me im Cute :D and it always works in my favour........ like i think it did at the weekend...... but i cant remember anything :( i belive i hada good time i woke up in some fit chicks flat after all :D

they do say the internet is the easiest place to get away with lying... ;)

[Flak]

...and being a moron.

[Blaze_X]

Midgets are always cute

[ChopBam]

Midgets aren't always morons, though...

[Blaze_X]

No but then again were dealing with a speshul one

[Luk3us]

they do say the internet is the easiest place to get away with lying... ;)

lol... :P

...and being a moron.

lol again. :P

[MadBadger]

im 5"3 u fools, migets are classed as under 4" you silly internet ppl :D

[EatsP1es]

CLINICAL midgets are... :P

kinda like...to be clinically obese you have to be above a certain weight, to be obese in reality it requires you to be a bit chunky :P

[The Hypnotist]

I pwn you all. Seriously. I'm 6'0'' and I'm only 15. My girlfriend is 5'7''

[ChopBam]

You don't pwn me! I'm taller than you. Probably skinnier too, though.

[The Eagle]

Yes, but you're older than him:p

[ChopBam]

I shot up when I was about 15.

[MadBadger]

like i give a monkeys My clothes are cheaper, kids cinema tickets and i been riding the trams and busses for free :D

p.s im 18 i 'should' pay full adult fare.

[chickendippers]

I'm taller than my gf and that's all that matters ;)

[MadBadger]

ahhh but do you have the 'cute' thing down to a T? and a VERY attractive Blond girl (whos bout 5 1" :D ) checking you out when she thinks your not watching :D

also wtf do i always think Dippers is about 35-40?

[The Hypnotist]

I'm taller than my gf and that's all that matters ;)

Exactly. That's always what you want... otherwise... it feels wierd...

[chickendippers]

also wtf do i always think Dippers is about 35-40?I've no idea, maybe it's my profesionalism? :p If you only knew me from the hosting company I run you may well think I'm that old.

Speaking of profesionalism: W00t 100th post!

[MadBadger]

pfft 100 been there done that. Also that comment bout being taller than the bird, I dont think it counts on 1 night stands :D

[The Eagle]

Dude, you don't have to lie to impress us here :p

[MadBadger]

Eagle Eagle Eagle in a few years time (bout 5 lol :D ) you will also understand what im talking about :D

[The Eagle]

Badger, stop commenting on my age like that, i may be young, but im not stupid :|

[MadBadger]

dude i swear to god my posts are vanishing when i post them.


Okay Eagle im sorry but dont forget i was your age once (omg that makes me sound old :D )

[Flak]

*reaches for the ban hammer*

[wthigon]

*reaches for the ban hammer*


LOL

[The Eagle]

Flak, just ban his IP for a week. That'll teach him :p

[chickendippers]

It's ban stick; f00!