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flippster06
09-11-2005, 01:02 AM
The first stories of stupidity are coming up for the Annual 2005 Darwin Awards. Vote for the stories available here (http://www.darwinawards.com/). Here's some samples...

"Plug Me In"
2005 Darwin Award Nominee - Confirmed True by Darwin

(7 March 2005, Hanoi, Vietnam) Nguyen, 21, had been drinking with friends in the Tu Liem district of Hanoi, when he pulled out an old detonator he had found. The detonator was about six centimeters long and 8 centimeters in diameter, with two wires hanging out of the end. Because it was old and rusty, he said, it couldn't explode. His friends disagreed.

To prove his point, Nguyen put the detonator in his mouth and asked his friend to plug the dangling wires into a 220-volt electrical receptacle. Nyugen was wrong!

The victim had little time to reflect on how he could have been so mistaken, or whether 220 volts alone could have been fatal. According to police, "the explosion blew out his cheek and smashed all his teeth." Nguyen died on the way to the hospital.
Surprise Attack Surprise
2005 Darwin Award Nominee - Confirmed True by Darwin

(3 January 2005, St. Maurice, Switzerland) It was the first week of a weapons refresher course, and Swiss Army Grenadier Detachment 20/5 had just finished training with live ammunition. The shooting instructor ordered the soldiers to secure their weapons for a break.

The 24-year-old second lieutenant, in charge of this detachment, decided this would be a good time to demonstrate a knife attack on a soldier. Wielding his bayonet, he leaped toward one of his men, achieving complete surprise.

But earlier that week, the soldiers had been drilled to release the safety catch and ready their guns for firing in the shortest possible time. The surprised soldier, seeing his lieutenant leaping toward him with a knife, snapped off a shot to protect himself from the attack.

The lesson could not have been more successful: the soldier had saved himself and protected the rest of the detachment from a surprise attack. The lieutenant might have wished to commend his soldier on his quick action and accurate marksmanship. Unfortunately, he had been killed with one shot.

Luk3us
09-11-2005, 06:55 AM
They're not that bad. I've read far worse in the past though..

Menace
09-11-2005, 07:01 AM
Well, I find those kind of dissrespectful to the dead.. awarding sombody for getting thier selves killed or nearly killed isnt exactly a good thing.

MadBadger
09-11-2005, 04:06 PM
no there 'stupid' deaths and have saved the human gene pool from there 'stupid' genes :D you can only win if you have no childeren and you die or make yourself incapable of having children (ie a man who somink with a fan belt)

EatsP1es
09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
always good for the banter :P

chickendippers
09-11-2005, 08:49 PM
Pretty good, but they're not the funniest one's I've ever heard though.

Aurelius V
09-11-2005, 10:09 PM
These suck. 2004 had some of the funniest I've ever read.

assinatin
13-11-2005, 10:05 PM
thats both funny and sad i love it.