View Full Version : Corrupted Wish game

11-11-2005, 01:31 AM
You say a wish and the next poster corrupts it like this

I wish for the playstation 3
Next Poster
You get the PS3, but then it broke and the cops send you to jail.

I wish for a computer that is blazing fast.

11-11-2005, 02:11 AM
Granted, but it's so fast that it blazes and burns your house down (not enough cooling :p).

I wish I had a good sense of humor.

11-11-2005, 02:51 AM
I wish i had a 05/06 Saleen Mustang

11-11-2005, 08:47 AM
Menace recieves his 05/06 Saleen Mustang in a small 4 x 6 box. ;)

I wish for world pieces! hhehehehhee

11-11-2005, 10:09 AM
Granted, but it falls into two pieces. One piece is the huge part, and the other part is the tiny piece that your house is on, and it goes hurtling into the depths of space.

I wish I had a good sense of humor.

11-11-2005, 06:23 PM
You have a sense of humour but its humour from the 16th centuary

I wish i was little bit taller, I wish i was a baller, I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her, I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four impala

('64 impala is the best ride you can have, ever! :D )

11-11-2005, 06:56 PM
God that was a long wish. MadBadger gets a '64 impala but it's covered in chav add-ons like neon lights, big mufflers and tacky alloys.

I wish I had more time

11-11-2005, 07:19 PM
Granted, but it's all spent on watching pr0n animations on the YTMND.

I wish I had MY DONUT BACK!!!

11-11-2005, 07:21 PM
Granted but it has a big bite from a rabid raccoon.

I wish I had the XBOX 360.

11-11-2005, 07:25 PM
Granted, but its only the basic package with out the hard drive and suffers from long long long load times

I wish I was a vampire

11-11-2005, 07:30 PM
Granted, but today an invention was made so nobody has blood anymore

I wish my dreams could come true

The Eagle
11-11-2005, 07:42 PM
granted, Rikko's eaten by the monster that haunts his dreams

I wish i hadn't had to stand in the rain for an hour waiting for my mum to pick me up from school :(

11-11-2005, 07:54 PM
Granted, you have to wait 2 hours!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

The Eagle
11-11-2005, 08:50 PM
Granted. You die.

11-11-2005, 10:26 PM
I wish I was on fire

11-11-2005, 11:15 PM
Urm, granted, and it hurts, and you don't like it.

I wish I had supreme physical power.

11-11-2005, 11:29 PM
granted, however you bulky muscles as a resualt from the physical power cause you to randomy "tip over" also people find you hideous. You cant even use your keyboard because you break every key.

I wish I had a space ship!

11-11-2005, 11:33 PM
Granted, but it doesn't do anything for you but cost billions of dollars.

I wish I could go back to bed now.

12-11-2005, 01:16 AM
Granted, you die

I wish i got 1 million dollars

12-11-2005, 01:45 AM
Granted, but its in monopoly money

I wish my wish wasnt corrupted [beat that!]

12-11-2005, 04:38 AM
Granted but you made a crap wish anyway.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

MadBadger gets a '64 impala but it's covered in chav add-ons like neon lights, big mufflers and tacky alloys. how is that corupted? neons, muffler and prob aloys are what would be first on the Impala anyway :D

12-11-2005, 04:47 AM
you get a shot in the ass

I wish I had french fries right now.

12-11-2005, 07:06 AM
ooooohhhh joy

You get your wish but you acctually get French people who have been fried (p.s i heard that they only torched about 200 cars tonight :D )

I wish I could never require sleep or money (with out being dead)

12-11-2005, 08:12 AM
Granted, but you have no fun in life either.

I wish that there was a sock in my stew.

12-11-2005, 05:10 PM
granted but the sock is so old and disease ridden that it infects the Stew that you foolishly eat and are taken very ill and end up running from both ends :D

I wish the whole world could sing in perfect harmony

p.s IEspell is great i just installed it :D

12-11-2005, 06:52 PM
Granted, they sing so perfect the other people kill them

I wish i know the force

12-11-2005, 07:17 PM
Granted, you know the force... of - gravity and fall to your death!

I wish i had a big screen lcd tv

12-11-2005, 09:43 PM
Granted, but it breaks on the first day.

I wish I had more sleep last night.

p.s IEspell is great i just installed it :D
Pffft. IE addons are nothing on the ground compared to FireFox's extensions.

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12-11-2005, 11:47 PM
Granted, but since i dont know what it means, you get 2 hours of sleep

I wish i can never die

13-11-2005, 01:10 AM
Granted, but your stuck inside a box floating in space

I wish I had a chicken!

The Eagle
13-11-2005, 11:06 AM
Chicken ****es on your head

I wish for Eternal Enlightenment (i'd like to see how badly this can go :D)

13-11-2005, 11:13 AM
Granted, but it does nothing for you in the long run.

I wish for some milk and cookies!

13-11-2005, 12:45 PM
Granted, but you get cat's milk and vegan cookies.

I wish I had £500

13-11-2005, 07:29 PM
granted you get 5 pounds and 0 cents

I wish i have the playstation 3.

13-11-2005, 07:31 PM
Granted, but you die because sombody already wished that

I wish I had x-ray glasses

13-11-2005, 09:55 PM
hrmmmm i don't think i can post the game up..... so heres the ending :D

The Gypsy you got the glasses off sees you looking at him and stabs you :D

I wish I had a watch that could stop and start time (like the one from the kids show :D ) so i could freeze time and wonder around and do..... stuff.

14-11-2005, 12:42 AM
Granted. However the battery on the watch dies and you stay stuck in time forever!!! muhahahahh

I wish I had a money tree...

14-11-2005, 01:29 AM
Granted, but it only blooms once every 100 years

I wish I had a hover craft

14-11-2005, 04:09 AM
granted but after using it, it hover away

I wish i got 1 million dollars and it is not monolpoly, game, or counterfited.

14-11-2005, 04:22 AM
Granted, you get attacked by a homeless man and die... all your money gets spent on alcohol.

I wish I had somthing good..

14-11-2005, 11:49 AM
You get a copy of westlifes best of album (well someone must think its good :D )

I wish I had 4 A's for all my A-Levels.

14-11-2005, 12:03 PM
Granted. But they discover that you cheated. And as such you lose all your results from the moment you entered school. Congrats you have absoluetly NO skills or qualifications...

So you going to run for PM then Madbadger?

I wish my cat could change colours...

14-11-2005, 07:37 PM
4 A-Levels that's a bit ambitious! You only need 3 to get into Oxbridge :p

Your cat changes into a discusting vomit colour.

I wish I didn't have A-Levels after Christmas.

15-11-2005, 02:21 AM
Granted you dont get any levels because you die.

I wish I was 100000 feet tall

15-11-2005, 02:25 PM
granted but due to the fact your head is outide the atmosphere you suficate and die.

I wish i could go back in time 10 years with all the knowledge i have now :D

15-11-2005, 06:08 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks your a witch so you are burnt.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying

The Eagle
15-11-2005, 06:31 PM


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My cat typed that when he jumped on the keys, LOL

anyway, your brother loses al sense of being and, as many people in this topic have done, dies

I wish i had that 3.0GHZ comp i lost on ebay :(

17-11-2005, 12:33 AM
Granted, you get it, but you stole it and you go to jail and get ****ed by a man named bubba

I wish i uh got money that isnt counterfeit, stolen, monolply, game, money and is real

17-11-2005, 03:38 PM
moneys real you get £1000000000000 but for some reason you just go out and buy millions of copys of...... crap i dont know where your from.... i was going to say Charlote Church albums but that makes no sense unless youra brit...... soooo you buy millions of copys of boy band albums (all the crap 10 yo girls like)

I wish that 'rumor' about me WOULD JUST DIE! (without me or the human race becoming extinct)

The Eagle
17-11-2005, 05:48 PM
granted, its gone. It gets replaced by a rumour where you humped a wall in your room with a britney spears poster on :D

i wish i knew everything, without my brain exploding or being burnt.

17-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Granted, but your testicals explode.

I wish I lived with my girlfriend *Remeber I'm an admin ;)*

18-11-2005, 02:50 AM
ok, since you lived with your gf, she kills you

I wish i was an admin and badger, i live in the USA.

18-11-2005, 03:14 AM
Your wish of being an admin for 0.0000005 minutes has been granted to you. Enjoy.

I wish for some cake.

18-11-2005, 03:38 AM
Granted but the cake is 60 years old and gives you diarrehea.

I wish I had a PSP.

18-11-2005, 04:41 AM
granted, you get the letters psp

I wish I had new hands

18-11-2005, 06:07 AM
Granted but they have no fingers

I wish I had the nintendo DS with mario kart... (ignore that psp wish)

18-11-2005, 02:23 PM
granted, you go to jail for stealing a nintendo DS and they gave it to someone and you get ****ed by a man named bubba

I wish i was an admin for 2 hours

18-11-2005, 07:49 PM
granted, you go to jail for stealing a nintendo DS and they gave it to someone and you get ****ed by a man named bubba

I wish i was an admin for 2 hours

(wtf is it with you and getting ****ed in jail...did it happen to you or something...)

I wish Littlebry wasnt a member of cnc forums...

18-11-2005, 07:53 PM
Granted, but the rest of his family joins.

I wish I wasn't so tired again today. (And don't just say "J00 DIE!" That's a dumb corruption)

19-11-2005, 12:34 AM
granted, its gone. It gets replaced by a rumour where you humped a wall in your room with a britney spears poster on

dude if that was the rumour i would be happy.

Granted but you're made VERY hyper so hyper the police have to tranq you :D

I wish i was black..... i dunno be a change i guess :D

19-11-2005, 03:34 PM
Littlebry, enough of the rape references please, thanks.

19-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Gratned. You're burned alive.

I wish those aged below 13 were banned from internet usage.

19-11-2005, 10:35 PM
granted, they all die.

I wish I had a giant laser cannon

20-11-2005, 05:32 AM
ok im sorry, wont do it again

Granted, you burned yourself

I wish i had money in US dollars, is real US dollars, not stolen, and at least 1 dollar.

20-11-2005, 05:41 AM
Granted you get 1 dollar but it gets stolen the moment you get it.

I wish I was a evil robot hell bent on making EA hand all money ect to the old westwood team.

20-11-2005, 05:42 AM
Granted, Westwood comes back and makes a very crappy CnC game.

I wish i got CnC: Generals and Zero Hour

20-11-2005, 05:45 AM
(my high n mighty preacher impression)

Granted but the moment you get it it decides to snap in two

I wish I had a 3.4GHz P4 processer (not too bothered if its stolen :D )

oh and Menace Im gona find you for killing my 2 Cousins. (mind you Eagles dead sooooo not all bad :D)

P.S to all Slow people (itsa joke)

20-11-2005, 05:50 AM
Granted, while trying to connect it to the PC and TV, it burns and you die.

I wish i had a new job and never get fired.

20-11-2005, 06:09 AM
Granted but the jobs so mundane and horificaly dull you kill yourself by stabing a Biro in your ear REALY hard and you die.

I wish my downloads would finish........ NOW.

20-11-2005, 06:16 AM
Granted, you get a virus and your computer lags badly and you lose everything.
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Sorry i was tired and my head was pressing it, I wish i knew The Force(jedi kind m'kay?)

20-11-2005, 06:35 AM
Yup you gain the force...... then a sith lord comes along and due to the fact you have only just discovered your powers you have no training but odly enough you find a lightsaber and begin battle with the sith lord.......... you nearly beat him...... nearly which isn't really good enough and your last thoughts as your head rolls along the floor is 'Wish i had hada purple lightsaber' :D

I wish I could be arsed to find images for my new sig and bug Luk3us bout ziping up his animator and emailing it to me :D

20-11-2005, 06:39 AM
What? Oh well wish granted but, the image is bad

I wish i got 60" High Def Widescreen LCD TV.

20-11-2005, 06:46 AM
Granted but you trip over the cable and fall head first into the screen and electrocute yourself.

I wish I could be arsed to sort out my files on my PC.

20-11-2005, 07:04 AM
what does arsed mean, granted you sorted them by the year 1980 only and cant be reversed.

I wish i can get a home

20-11-2005, 08:47 AM
cant be arsed.... sorta like cant be bothered.

You get a home........ but it burns down just after you put all your nice pwity stuff init.

I wish RA3 news would come about today.

20-11-2005, 02:38 PM
Granted, news about RA3 comes out but it is to be an RPG game featuring orks and space man.

I wish this doesn't come true.

20-11-2005, 11:14 PM
Whats wrong with an RPG game featuring orks and space men? Sounds more like a rip off of Blizzard games...

Regardless of that your wish is granted. But Blizzard sue EA and EA is no more. :D

I wish there were more hours in the day....

21-11-2005, 11:17 AM
Granted you are transported to mercury or pluto (take your pick im feeling generous :D ) either way you burn to a crisp/ freeze to death/ just die due to no atmosphere or air :D

I wish someone would 'remove' the librarians from our libary..... permainatly.

21-11-2005, 04:49 PM
Granted but they are replaced with ninja nuns with throwing stars..

I wish I had my subwoofers back...:(

22-11-2005, 02:09 AM
granted but you get the worst version of it, or if its a dog, it kills you.

I wish i can stop farting.

22-11-2005, 04:27 AM
Very well. After a few days you explode. Killing thousands of people with pure stink. :D

I wish everything was free...

22-11-2005, 02:50 PM
granted, you got no money after one thing you want cost 5 cents.

I wish i got my dog back.

22-11-2005, 08:34 PM
You get your dog back, in exchange for you cat!

I wish that the Harry Potter film I am about to go and see is good.

23-11-2005, 04:18 AM
yay, i dont have a cat anymore anyways, you go see it and the ushers kicked you out for yelling everything

I wish i got ...................... Tiberian Sun.

The Eagle
23-11-2005, 09:14 AM
granted, you get the disk but it has a mini time bomb planted in it by Quin, medicine woman for stealing 2 banana's and an apple.

I wish i don't have to go to school in 4 minutes... (or any other time, for that matter)

23-11-2005, 03:39 PM
granted but you get the worst version of it, or if its a dog, it kills you. O M G :D
Its a Sub mate ya know to do with bass.

No you dont have to go to school ever again cos.............You know EVERYTHING but..... thi8s realy depreses you and you crate a robot body and implant your brain into it, but in your new robot body everyone treats you like a slave and tells you to do real dull things which you just do while traveling the universe.
(haha long init)

I wish i was Dr. Evil

25-11-2005, 12:14 AM
i get it now badger

You are Dr. Evil, and you get defeated by Austin Powers

I wish i got a dog that doesnt poop

25-11-2005, 07:20 PM
granted but the dog dont poop but still eats and gets bigger and bigger and bigger till it pops covering most of your local area with doggy dodo and you get the poop fine :D

I wish i had a million pounds (and isnt corrupeted how it already has been Ie. Stolen,burns ect think o somink NEW)

25-11-2005, 10:56 PM
Granted, you spent it on booze and you got 1 pound left

I wish i can get a laptop.

The Eagle
26-11-2005, 01:31 AM
haha, you get mine, its a 266mhz.

I wish i was God

26-11-2005, 06:52 AM
granted, your god of "pskm3001 zf4" a small hunk of rock that orbits uranus, our 7th planet.

I wish I had an xbox 1080

26-11-2005, 07:07 AM
Granted you get it, but it really doesnt exist and it broke

I wish i was strong like bull.

26-11-2005, 07:22 AM
Granted your turned into a bull then stuck into my burger :D

I wish i wasnt sleepy.

26-11-2005, 07:23 AM
granted, you die

I wish I was sleepy

26-11-2005, 05:14 PM
Granted but you fall asleep doing somink important like having ### or driving :D

I wish Dippers has a happy B-Day (corupt that :D )

29-11-2005, 04:57 AM
No, he dosen't. And it's all your fault!

I wish I had a time machine.

29-11-2005, 05:26 AM
Fine, you get stuck in the future. And a put into a zoo and everything walks past and watches you're "barbaian" behaviour of old. :D

I wish my cellphone was invicible.

29-11-2005, 08:42 AM
But to be that strong it is extremely heavy, and drags you screaming down to the magma pits beneath the earth (but don't worry, it won't damage your cell-phone, it's invincible!)

I wish I had a warp 6 jetpack...

29-11-2005, 06:33 PM
You have one, but traveling so fast removes all your skin from your body.

I wish there were more hours in the day

29-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Granted you are thrown into Jupiter and you get more time than you want...

I wish I was retarded...(try to corrupt that one) :p

29-11-2005, 08:15 PM
granted, you become retarded... and one of your arms somehow gets permenantly stuck up your ass through some retarded tomfoolery

i wish i was a little bit smaller

29-11-2005, 09:27 PM
Wish granted, you get squashed by a heavy lifter because he couldn't see you.

I wish I was a human.

29-11-2005, 10:33 PM
Granted, you die

I wish i got a invisible cellphone(cant see it, corrupt that)

30-11-2005, 04:17 PM
Granted but..... oh i wonder wtf im going to do?.... oh yes.. YOU LOSE IT!

I wish i could have a new Bic Biro (mine ran out)

01-12-2005, 03:35 AM
Granted, it ran out like the last one in 10 seconds.

I wish i got a lightsaber.

01-12-2005, 04:33 AM
Granted, but you point it the wrong way and lose your liver...

I wish I had a DC-17 blaster rifle...

01-12-2005, 05:09 AM
You play with your blaster rifle everyday... In your nice cushion room with no windows, where a nice nurse checks on your vitals, whilst your restrainted to the bed... (Your in a mental hospital.. .:P )

I wish that everyone would love everyone and we lived in a world of pure happiness and joy... (Pff... yeah right.. :P )

01-12-2005, 06:23 AM
Granted, everyone dies...

I everyone had a happy day... (I'll sit here laughing as you try to find out when...)

24-01-2006, 10:47 PM
You Boys Are Mad

24-01-2006, 11:05 PM
They are all happy, because your dead...

I wish I had a giant pie

25-01-2006, 12:02 AM
granted, but I eat it (couldnt resist)

I wish that I could fly...

25-01-2006, 04:18 AM
You can fly, but get sucked through a 777 aeroplane's engine...

I wish I had 3 feet. :D

The Eagle
25-01-2006, 08:46 AM
You Boys Are Mad

Can Somone Please Kick This Guy For Not Respecting Games And, Quite Frankly, Not Knowing The Common Rules Of The English Language...

08-02-2006, 11:20 AM
Fine, I'll do it my self...

You're 3 feet tall, people laugh at you and call you a midget. :D No disrespect to midgets of course... ;)

I wish I had x - ray vision.

08-02-2006, 02:10 PM
granted, but you have to live in an old folks home

I wish that madbadger was straight and stopped looking at me like *that* (=P)

17-02-2006, 10:06 AM
Granted. But the universe and the space time continuniumm just can't handle it, and existience as we know it ends. ;)

I wish EA would get around to announcing another C&C game, sometime this century....

19-02-2006, 07:50 AM
Granted EA anounce next CNC game for 2075 :D

I wish EAW was bug free.

19-02-2006, 10:42 AM
Granted. EA released a patch daily to fix errors. Patches range from 300GB to 405GB.

Daily... :)

I wish my TFT 17" was an TFT 19"... :(

19-02-2006, 04:51 PM
Granted you are now the owner of a 19" but you sneeze all over it and make it all smeary.

I wish EAW would just work now.

20-02-2006, 06:09 AM
Granted. Just your one is faulty. ;)

I wish there was at least one girl in one of my classes.... Its not fair... :(

20-02-2006, 11:35 AM
Granted you get the HOTTEST girl imaginable in your class.... only prob shes a Lesbian :D

I wish I had a nicer teacher for Physics mon-wed.

10-03-2006, 09:39 AM
Granted, the best most lovely teacher in all bloody history ends up teaching you're class...

After two weeks of dealing with you lot, she goes insane and is committed to the local crazy house. :)

I wish I had a motherboard with PCI express... :(

10-03-2006, 07:34 PM
Granted you have a motherboard with PCI express..... only problem you use a Power supply with a real high rating and the whole thing goes up in flames along with New Zeeland :D

I wish i could make up which bird in our 6th form to go 'after' ;)

15-03-2006, 12:49 AM
Make up? I think you mean make up you're mind. But since you said make up..

Granted... You live happily ever after with you're made up bird.... :p

I wish it was raining chocolate rain right now. I'm hungry. :( And have a feeling for chocolate. :p

15-03-2006, 03:32 PM
Granted, it rains choclate, you eat as much as you can...... it never stops.... your house/school/town/city and all of new zeeland is flooded with choclate.

soon all New Zeelanders are as fat as the aussies :D

also-'You live happily ever after with you're made up bird....'

wheres the downside ;)

I wish i could turn invisable at will.

15-03-2006, 11:57 PM
The downside is she's made up... As in she's not real, as in no sex for you. :p

Fine you can turn invisible when ever you wish. Walking down the street a much hated friend of your's appears down the road not wishing to seek a confrontation you turn invisible and cross the street, getting slammed by a truck in the process. :p

I wish I had addition points for this stupid estore thing... (meh I'm running out of things... ;) )

16-03-2006, 12:07 AM
Unfortunalty i live..... (your wish is for me to die init?)

I wish that stupid tramp artist Tracey Emin would just crawl under a rock and not blight us with her shoddy art (shes the bird who did that tent with all her lovers names in and that bed covered in crap)

The Eagle
16-03-2006, 05:48 PM
Granted, she stops doing art. though if she still did it, then your name would be on the tent ;)

I wish badger woulp stop talking bull**** :p

17-03-2006, 08:01 PM
Granted..... i now talk total bull**** :p

I wish there was another hour in the day.

The Killer
08-05-2006, 04:16 PM
I Wish EA Was Not There