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mice16
04-12-2005, 10:06 PM
I'll start:

Fortunately, Peter was not under mind control by the psychic beacon...
Luk3us
05-12-2005, 12:07 AM
unfortunately, Tanya was and shot him.
Littlebry
05-12-2005, 03:35 AM
Fortunately, All yuris and yuri primes died
Luk3us
05-12-2005, 04:33 AM
unfortunately that mattered not as Peter was still dead...

lol. :P
Littlebry
05-12-2005, 04:34 AM
Fortunately, Someone killed tayna
mice16
05-12-2005, 07:09 AM
Unfortunately, the yuri primes rose from the grave and teased Peter's ghost.
MadBadger
05-12-2005, 11:37 AM
Fortunatly Tanya was still dead so Boris killed the Yuris.
mice16
06-12-2005, 10:45 PM
Unfortunately, boris slipped on sheet ice, and developed concussion.
The Eagle
06-12-2005, 11:06 PM
Fortunatly, Soviets had a backup unit.
mice16
07-12-2005, 09:45 PM
Unfortunately, the soviets construction yard developed a fault, and sold all their buildings...
Luk3us
08-12-2005, 05:21 AM
Fortuantely that money went into tank production at another base, for conquering zee world!
MadBadger
10-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Unfortunatly the tanks were 'Made in the USA' and all broke down.
mice16
12-12-2005, 12:51 AM
Fortunately, the ghost of Peter reassembeled itself into the remains of his body, trudged to thehospital, and made a full recovery.
chickendippers
12-12-2005, 06:45 PM
Unfortunately whilst in hospital he caught MRSA Superbug.
mice16
16-12-2005, 12:59 AM
Fortunately, it was not MRSA superbug! It was a largely unknown superhero, who helped peter wage war on the Soviets!
Luk3us
22-12-2005, 05:23 AM
Fortuantley, Peter was just a punk kid so the Soviets executed him in due order. :D
MadBadger
22-12-2005, 06:27 AM
unfortunatly peter smelt realy bad when he had died.
Luk3us
03-01-2006, 09:54 AM
Fortuantely no one cared enough to notice the smell...
MadBadger
03-01-2006, 07:03 PM
Unfortunatly while he decaed his body released killer bacteria
The Eagle
03-01-2006, 07:13 PM
fortunatly it killed all the sovs and Peter was made the worlds first dead king :D
Luk3us
04-01-2006, 04:07 AM
Unforuantely, the people of the land of the dead, did not take kindly to this and took him out.
MadBadger
28-02-2006, 03:11 PM
Fortunatly Clare Redfield was in the area with a flame thrower, Unfortunatly her aim was crap and she BBQed everyone.
Luk3us
01-03-2006, 12:54 AM
Fortunately Jill Valentine was in the area and killed the remaining z's.
MadBadger
04-03-2006, 06:32 PM
Unfortunatly she missed the Z behind her, Fortunatly this Z triped up and ripped her top off :D
Luk3us
05-03-2006, 02:27 AM
Fortuantely I was close at hand to help.. Err cover her up... :p
MadBadger
05-03-2006, 02:42 AM
Unfortunately she realised you were some craxy sex pest, fortunately she had picked up the 'octagonal crank handle' and clubbed you around the head with it.
Luk3us
05-03-2006, 10:55 AM
You know you're only meant to do one statement not both.... ;)

Unfortuantely this only killed Luk3us's turing him into a zombie, for which he proceeded to eat her... Slowly.... ;)
MadBadger
06-03-2006, 10:10 PM
Fortunatly I was nearby with my Shotgun and Shot Claire in the head saving her from experiencing a fate worse than death (being eaten out by Luk3us :D )
Luk3us
06-03-2006, 10:58 PM
Unforuantely for the badger was that luk3us was eatting Jill Valentine as mentioned earlier after dismissing Claire for being weird looking....

Then a rock fell on the bader and it died...
The Killer
08-05-2006, 04:23 PM
New One
Fortunatly Kane Lived Too Much And Didnt Die