Hurt the Last Poster

[chickendippers]

The object of this game is simple; injur, maim and otherwise disfigure the person who posted before you. Be sure to keep it within the forum rules.

So the next person to post will come up with an elaborate ploy to injur me.

[MadBadger]

:D hehehehehe.....

Badger picks up a handy sledge hammer and clobers Dippers round the head before coating the dented head with honey and releasing a swarm of army ants to feast 8)

[chickendippers]

/me redirects the ants straight back at MadBadger using cunningly constructed Hotwheels track.

[MadBadger]

Ants being uninterested in a smelly badger turn into space aliens and fly off...

Badger picks up trusty Board with a nail in and smacks it into Dippers back.... Rusty nail first :D

[flippster06]

/me pours boiling water on MadBadger.

(Gee. You guys didn't add the IRC hack that'll change "/me". :( )

[Luk3us]

Is eatten by lions...

Lions are then shot by poachers...

Poachers sell lions to peoples...

Peoples sell skins to other peoples, meat is sent to meat factory...

Meat is turned into a "generic meat product"...

Luk3us then eats flippster06.. :P :P

[MadBadger]

*oh joy..... Luk3us :muthafookintwistedevilsmilie:*

hrmmmm now how to hurt luk3us :D

Of course :o


The badger using his mind control device he 'borrowed' (with no intent of returning) from Hypnotist (great to see ya 8) ) Mind controled all the NZ sheep into beliving Luk3us was grass. After Luk3us was eaten the badger collected all the sheep dung mixed it with some grass and smoked a huge Luk3us Spliff ^_^

[WhiteTib]

/me liquidises the madbadger, and introduces a new burger item at the local mcdonalds burger outlet.

[MadBadger]

No one would eat a Badger Burger..... then again it is McD.....

now wtf do you do to a whiteTib?.... me gona google it :D


http://www.jeansdogshop.com/TR-Fantasy/TR-Fantasy-TibTERRIER-white.jpg

i googled White Tib..... oh well :D

Im gona stick you through a combine 'Avister then paint my room with your entrails :D

[chickendippers]

/me steals MadBadger's combiner harvester and turns it on him, thus turning him into a box of Corn Flakes.

[MadBadger]

I kindly before i died had placed a small amount of anti matter in the cabin that will be released from its magnetic prison upon my death..... the antimater starts reacting with Dippers Annihalating most of his body before he stumbles out into the sunlight screaming as his body disolves :D

[chickendippers]

You've given that a lot of though lol.

Well I'm just gonna hit you over the head with a very large salmon!

[flippster06]

/me shoots chickendippers with some tranquilizers.

[MadBadger]

The Badger Flips Flipster ( :P ) off the grand canyon that just happened to apear right next to him in conveniant fliping distance.

[chickendippers]

The woman in Madbadger's sig came to life and used her scary super-blue-laser eyes to inhibit him from having children.

[MadBadger]

ment to be HURT the last poster not give them fanticys that there sigs will come alive and do stuff to em :D


Badger stuck a sawn-off against chickens chicken legs and blew them off at the kneecaps ^_^

[Luk3us]

Madbadger looks at himself in the mirror..

Nuff said.. :P

[MadBadger]

........Luk3us shags a large bolder covered in snow beliving its a sheep.... and recives some nasty cuts all over his...........

[Flak]

Don't go any further with that one..

[Luk3us]

Ugh.. Only the Badger could think such things....

Anyway...

Paints Flak red and drops him in a bull ring...

[chickendippers]

/me paints Luk3us orange and drops him in Garvaghy Road.

[MadBadger]

The badger stares as a blue wale comes into existance a mile above chicken dippers and laffs uncontrolably as dippes gets accuanted with the large mass of wale moving at 9.89 M/S

[chickendippers]

Hitchiker's Guide - like it.

/me pushes MAdbadger off a tall building onto a huge spike

[MadBadger]

yes i also know that i compleatly ignored the fact the wale has mass.... so fookin shoot me


Badger shoots himself and the bullet after blowing apart the badgers head becomes lodged in Dippers backside :D

[chickendippers]

/me has an operation to remove the bullet, then nicks a scapel from the hospital and cuts Madbadger's head off.

[MadBadger]

the headless badger somehow fasions a large /me sign and procedes to beat chickendippers over the head with it.

[Luk3us]

Covers the badger in honey and drops him in a cage full of hungry killer ants..


/me paints Luk3us orange and drops him in Garvaghy Road.
I don't get it?

[Flak]

/me paints Luk3us orange and drops him in Garvaghy Road.
Lmfao.

[chickendippers]

The Orange Order is a Protestant group in Ireland, no points for guessing what their colour scheme is! Garvaghy Road is a Catholic area and lets just say that the Catholics and Protestants don't like each other very much.

[MadBadger]

badger eats ants and watches Luk3us experience real life 'Bible Bashing'.

Then procedes to mow down Flak and Dippers with an old rusty petrol lawn mower.

[Rikko]

Rikko doesn't do hard and just mow down MadBadger with a machine gun

[Luk3us]

Cuts off Rikko's head and removes his brain...

Oddly, there appears to be no change. ;)

[chickendippers]

Luk3us replaces his brain with Rikko's and immediately begins running into a wall until he gives himself concussion.

[Rikko]

(Which brain :p )
Rikko grabs Luk3us's brains and repeatedly smacks chickendippers with it

[Littlebry]

Littlebry Nuked Rikko with a nuclear missile.

[Menace]

runs Littlebry over with a lawn mower

[The Eagle]

*Eagle slowly chews through the right arm of Menace, gradually moving up to the heart*

[Rikko]

Rikko grabs a chainsaw and starts re-enacting the Texas Chainsaw Massacre on eaglemc

[The Eagle]

Kills Rikko. Let your imagination run riot!

[MadBadger]

hrrrrmmm.....

The badger phones up the 'Acme' mail order servace and orders 1 100 ton anvil which is droped off a chiff onto the Eaglemc bellow :D

[The Eagle]

Dont insult an Eagle!.. Stupid badger, would die in seconds...

By being pushed off the cliff by God himself! muahahahahaha

[MadBadger]

lay off god okay you will not win a religous flame war with me........ Badger thinking of flame war pulls out his flame thrower and ignites the Eagle just before he smacks into the ground. :D

[Luk3us]

Drops the badger in a pre school. Where little children proceed to pat and hug the badger to death... (Or death via yucky poo smell all day long. ;) )

[MadBadger]

The badger the straight up kid loving fella he is corupts the children and turns them into miniature ninjas that he then sends off with big spiky star things and big sticks to beat and mutilate Luk3us :D

(off the top of me head too)

[Luk3us]

Whilst walking down the street a gang of pre schoolers dressed up in bizzare costumes attempt to attack me fortuantely their over protective mothers arrive and take their children... After the children in form their parents of the "fun and games" they had with a certain badger... Well they brought those rolling pins for a reason now. ;) :P

[MadBadger]

The badger thinking quick tells the Mothers that the Luk3us is from Kiwi Land...... for some reason they accept this and leave the badger to pour quick drying concrete all over luk3us.

[Littlebry]

Cuts off and kills badger, but before he did this is what happened

Littlebry: Badger, i am you father.
Badger: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO then died

[chickendippers]

/me pushes Littlebry off a cliff-edge he was conveniently standing next to.

[MadBadger]

The badger places claymores around Dippers forcing him to step upto the claymores or dive off the cliff........ he steps to the claymores then gets blown off the cliff by the explosion.

[Littlebry]

Littlebry Throws a crappy computer to Badger and used the tesla coil.

[MadBadger]

Shoves a large lit firework up the place in littlebry where the sun don't shine :D then runs away

[Littlebry]

Littlebry used the H-Bomb at Badger and he screamed(not really but the h bomb is true)

[MadBadger]

Badger now radioactive with special powers flys to littlebrys bunker (where he hid when the H-Bomb went off) and uses his new laser eyes to cut off Brys hands and feet.

[Littlebry]

After wait isnt this a paradory of the great story oh well

Bry gets to a store and gets robotic hands and feet and hits badger in the groin and hurts like hell.

[MadBadger]

faints, falls onto nearby AT mine blows himself and Littlebry up.

[DeathRay2K]

Shoots MadBadger's corpse.

[The Eagle]

Snipes DeathRay2k from a nearby building. With a virus gun.

[Luk3us]

Throws are scropion at EagleMc killing him in flight. :D

[MadBadger]

Board with nail + Luk3us head = visit to casulty

:D

[chickendippers]

Flattens MadBadger with an old-school mobile phone that resembles a brick more than a phone.

[Littlebry]

Kills chickendippers by a prism gun.

[Luk3us]

Infects Littlebry with the T virus.

Then proceeds to shoot him multiple times. Since he's a zombie and all he doesn't die. So this lasts a while. ;)

[The Eagle]

Gets an axe in Luk3us's back after he begs for mercy

[MadBadger]

gets a realy big mirror and melts egles wings as he flys overhead.

The eagle then falls into a vat of boiling oil.

[Littlebry]

Makes badger drink a whole lot of gasoline and lits him on fire therefore killing him when he went to the water.

[MadBadger]

Phones the local Spelling/Grammar Nazi brigade who are only too happy to burn Littlebry at the stake, while roasting potatoes and marshmallows.

[Littlebry]

Tells the Brigade that Badger is the one who commited the crime, then watches Badger burnt and eaten.

[Luk3us]

Drops extremely large rock on Littlebry's head.

[MadBadger]

While still eaten the badgers chewed 'n' charred remains take over the bodies of the Nazis and they wonder around day of the dead zombie style lusting after luk3us brain........ which they cant find. So they eat his arm.

[Luk3us]

Whilst Madbadger is dreaming in his garbage bin, the garbage truck arrives throwing the Badger into the truck, squisshing him every so nicely. Into a nice small block of garbage and badger...

[Littlebry]

Fires 12 bullets in the air and about 3 to 7 of them hit Luk3us

[MadBadger]

The badger Takes control of the garbage truck using ancient Indian mind tricks taught to him by a hermit in the Andes 50 years before he was born and runs over Littlebry..... before going for a drive-thru.

[mice16]

When Madbadger reaches the drive-through, he fails to realise that mice16 had mined the receptionist, and gets his head blown into a swiss rolle and eaten by luk3us! (badger doesn't taste too bad you know.)

[Luk3us]

Throws a cat at mice16. ;)

[Littlebry]

Gets a pair of sissors and cuts some paper leading to Luk3us and cut the head.

[mice16]

Mice16 fills a coke can with petrol, and gives it to Littlebry. While he is contemplating the taste of this strange-smelling beverage, Mice16 flicks a match. Mice16 then backs a steam roller over the blackend remains...

[Luk3us]

Then the steam roller explodes, seems someone put a potato in the exhaust....

A really big potato. :D

[mice16]

The potatoe shoots out of the exhaust and right into Luk3us, hurling him over the edge of the wharf and ended up in the sea, got sucked up by the ocean liners propellers and became confetti...

[Luk3us]

Mice16 pleased with himself goes to dinner and is served some recently accquired, confetti. Upon eattin the confetti Luk3us' almighty cells reform and Luk3us' explodes from mice16's body, like in Aliens. :P

Oh yeah and Mice16 bleeds to death.

[mice16]

...At least that's what everyone thought... Mice16 slowly rises from the ground, and lurches toward Luk3us. Not knowing what was going on, and quite dizzy as a result of exploding from people, Luk3us does not realise that Mice16 was creeping ever closer, picking up a rocket launcher that was handy, and aiming. Soon Luk3us found out what pain really is as he flies into the funnel of a steam-ship and down into the furnace...

[Littlebry]

The soil where LB was(LB is littlebry) went inside a human, then he controlled the human to to get the flamethrower, then went to mice16's house and burned him, then LB killed the human and was back up.

[mice16]

(HEY! please continue on in the connected story fashon.:))

After smiting Luk3us, Mice16 saw littlebry contoling defenceless human beings. Agrivated by this act of senseless desecration of rights, Mice16 clubs littlebry over the (head?) with the rocket launcher...

[Luk3us]

Luk3us' being the man that he is, rises from the ashes like the phoneix... And picks up the now limp and dead corpse of littlebry throws it at Mice16. Mice16 scared out of his tree trips and falls, right onto a nice bear trap which just happened to be there.... ;)

[MadBadger]

Badger eats Luk3us leg then falls asleep.

[Littlebry]

Gets a load of tesla tanks and armed it to kill badger(toasty)

[mice16]

Mice16 throws the bear-trap at the head of littlebry, takes his tesla tanks, and prepares himself for the next post...

[Luk3us]

Luk3us' brillant body grows another leg, kicking the badger in the head. Calls up the Russian Military and informs them Mice16 stole their ****, being Russians, the decided to respond with as much force as possible. Nuking the site a good 4 or 5 times... :P

[mice16]

He-ey! My Post Is Missing!!!
(I'll try to rewrite what I can from memory)

Little do they notice, however, that Mice16 had handcuffed Luk3us to the wheel, and used a recon bike to make his getaway. One by one the nukes take their toll on the vehicle, untill it's just dust in the wind....

[Luk3us]

Russian Migs flying by notice the recon bike and open fire. Destroying the bike. Luk3us' is taken to hospital and makes a full recovery.. :D

[The Eagle]

As he leaves the hospital, Eagle claws Luk3us to death, thus putting him in hospital for another year.

[mice16]

(Claws him to DEATH, and he goes to hospital?)

[The Eagle]

of course, his body is falsely donated to Doctors in Training to be taken apart and then destroyed :p

[Luk3us]

One year later, Luk3us is released from hospital. Wearing a nice big bulky knights armour to protect from annoying eagles. To express his displeasure from his recent experience, he systematically destroys every single eagle in the world....

Oh, and shoots EagleMc. :P

[MadBadger]

Luk3us and suit of armour + Badger with electromagnetic crane and car crusher = 1 square foot of squished Luk3us :D

[Littlebry]

Bribed alot of Yuri clones to control an army of tesla troopers,tanks, and battle fortress to kill badger, then killed all of them

[mice16]

Pours water on Littlebry, and bribes a whole lot of yuri primes to take contol of the entire russian tesla army, and focuses their awsome power on one Littlebry.

[MadBadger]

calls the local lab to alert them there lab mouse has escaped.

Enter masses of lab coat wearing scientists with all kinds of probes for mice :D

[mice16]

Mice16 bites them, and injects the black plaugue... As they are dying, mice16 sneaks away, and kills a certain badger by nibbling his head off in his sleep...

[The Eagle]

Contacts the Eagle Pest Control (http://www.eaglepest.net/), and that sorts Mice16.

hehe, based in my hometown :p

[mice16]

Well, they didn't count on the size of this gargantuan mouse! All their monotoring devices are for naught, and their eagles are useless against Mice16s POWER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Consequently, Mice16 hunts down a certain eaglemc and kills it...

[The Eagle]

it? Since when was I an it?

[Littlebry]

Prepares the nuclear silo and launched it at Mice, then sold it and ran away.

[MadBadger]

Hacks into Littlebrys bank account steals all the money then gets it converted into quaters which are droped on littles head from a REALY high hieght.

[chickendippers]

/me turns mice16's machine-gun toting smilies against him.

[Littlebry]

Sends his last remaning quarters at a high height on both badger and dippers.

[mice16]

(Excuse me, but this is getting a bit out of hand! This is hurt the LAST poster!

And EagleMC, no offence intended, I was just thinking 'eagle' Madbadger keeps calling me 'Mouse')

Throws two acid cream elephant pies at littlebry...

[MadBadger]

haha lol mouse :D

and why has noo one thought of this?

Extra large Acme Mouse trap with Cheese, that mouse runs into with the enevitable results :D

[mice16]

Unfortunately for the badger, the mouse had placed a badger trap, using an athalon 64 pc with Radion xt600 graphics card and dvd drive as bait right in front of him. :)

(oh, and a tip for you, mice don't really like cheese, I think RED MEAT:D would suffice.)

[MadBadger]

Badger seeing PC fled in terror (P4 3.4 GHz :D nVidia 9200 Graphics card :D ) then used discarded rocket launcher to clober mice round the head.

[mice16]

Badger regrets not taking the computer, after realising the XT in front of 600. And rushes back to the Greater computer. *CRUNCH*

[MadBadger]

Fortunalty Mice16s Smilies were real and shot Mouse.... Unfortunatly i had forgoten what thread this was :D

[Luk3us]

Watched as the badger tried to justify his existence to himself, when he vanished..... ;)

[MadBadger]

only to re-apear inside Luk3us head and eat his brains....

[Luk3us]

Which had be covered in poision killing zee badger.

[MadBadger]

well the brainless Luk3us with a dead Badger inside his head stumbled around and off a cliff...... weeeeeee splat. :D

[The Eagle]

so eagle burns badgers sorry ass on a stake :p

[Luk3us]

Luckily at the bottom of the cliff was a nice scientist who fixed Luk3us up nicely...

And then shot the Eagle for breakfast.

[Othalla]

The eagle dives as he is shot and skewers Luk3us through the eye with his beak

[EliteGi]

*Hurts Othalla in a way only he knows how*

;)

[Bean]

*uses a baseball bat on EliteGi.*
;)

[EliteGi]

Oh, batting for the wrong side are ya Bean? :p

*Slaps Bean with his own dildo* Hah, take that!

[Othalla]

Othalla jumps up behind EGI and Bean, and beats them both to death with his slippers!

How you like that!? Biotch! :p

[EliteGi]

Oh, that's just how I like it! I loves it! :ya:

*Gives his most seductive look to Othalla* I bet that hurts! Oooooh!!!

[flippster06]

"Say hello to my little friend..."

*me pulls out a clip gun and starts spraying bullets at Othalla and anyone else.

[EliteGi]

*Says hello to flippster's little 'friend'*

I bet that alone has hurt ya. :p

[flippster06]

BS.

*me casts Thundaga at EliteGi, frying him like that d*** coyote.

[Othalla]

Proceeds to beat Flip to death with his slippers, leave my bitch alone! :p

[Bean]

*Uses a baseball bat on Othalla
;)

[Othalla]

As Othalla's pool of blood from his beating moves across the room, Bean fails to notice the live wire on the floor as the electrical current passes though the blood and zaps bean to death:p

Who wants refried Beans?! Bitches! :p

[Bean]

*The same electrical shock zaps and kills Othalla.

pwned by your own trick.

[MadBadger]

Performs an Airstrike on Othalla.... a Chav Air strike :D

-edit- while geting lots of toast....

[EliteGi]

*Decides not to inflict pain on two fried corpses*

Instead, the next person who posts gets raped, by MEEEE! :p

[Othalla]

Performs an Airstrike on Othalla.... a Chav Air strike :D

-edit- while geting lots of toast....

You're gonna call me names and pelt me with cider bottles? :p

(This was really an excuse just for EGI to sleep with me)

[MadBadger]

Finds abandoned bottle of cider from Chav strike

Adds dirty rag

Lights dirty rag

hurls at the 2 above while there going at it like rabits.....

[EliteGi]

*Looks on as he sees the bottle land next to him with a little burning rag out of the end*

I guess that's a failed attempt.

*Holds Madbadger down and lets Othalla go to work*

Hah! :p

[Othalla]

Kills everyone in a fit of rage after he realises his post count hasn't been going up

[MadBadger]

Laffs so hard he nearly kills himself..... then goes postal with a baseball bat!

[Bean]

*Uses a baseball bat on MadBadger, thus causing a massive baseball bat duel (which I win, of course.)

[MadBadger]

on losing Baseball bat duel the badger runs for his trusty back-up..... a Board with a nail in it.

[Luk3us]

Releasing my pride of lions they eat everyone in sight, cept me of course. ;)

[The Eagle]

launches a nuke bomb. everyone dies. the end :)

[Bean]

*mutated cockroaches swarm out with automatic weapons and kill The Eagle.

[MadBadger]

..... Meh i was in my hole :D

Hrmm.... use a hammer on Bean then go and Castrate P1es with a rusty nail and some blue tack.

[EatsP1es]

laughs at madbadger, just for fun, hurting his little feelings =)

[Luk3us]

Paints, EatsP1es like a tree.. Whilst funny, the badger can't help but eat EatsP1es, since he's a badger. :p

[EatsP1es]

*cries* then slaps luk3us with a midget...full body...

[Bean]

*Bean uses the hammer he stole from madbadger and uses it on eatsp1es.

[MadBadger]

As the badger wonders how the beans manipulate the hammer so well.... it all goes to hell and the beans drop the hammer on themselfs.

[Othalla]

Othalla smashes Badge over the head with his whisky bottle.

Whatchu think of that biotch?!

[MadBadger]

*on Mobile Phone*

Yer hes 'ere.... yup.... okay.... no problem...



A black Van pulls up.... Othalla is then pulled in and driven off....


*much later in secret tourture room*

Othalla Strung up on wall with bambo shoots under finger nails and his chestnuts roasting on an open fire ;)

[Bean]

*Bean starts a fire under MadBadger's chestnuts.

No one does that to my (or EliteGi's) Othalla!

[MadBadger]

*with complementry homicidal grin*

Puts beans into a microwave.... and puts in on 'popcorn'

[Bean]

*sticks a screwdriver into the side of the microwave -- causing it to blow up in madbadgers face.

[MadBadger]

*back blast thoroughly scorches the bean*

[Bean]

*Bean was in his armored suit.
*Bean pimpslaps MadBadger with a tungsten Carbide padded gauntlet.

[Othalla]

*Othalla swallows bean whole :o

[EliteGi]

*Uses Madbadger's dildo on Othalla*

Take that! :p

[MadBadger]

Laffs as EliteGi puts on GDI soldier armour from CnC3 and falls over.

[Bean]

*Laughs as a freight train strikes Madbadger.

[Othalla]

Laughs with Bean while cunningly placing a considerable amount of C4 on his back then taking several large paces backwards :p

[EliteGi]

*Trips up Othalla and pushes Bean onto him.*

Uh, *runs off laughing his head off!*

*Also giggles at Madbadger about 500 metres down the line on the floor.* :p

[Bean]

*Rolls over and puts 3 bullets into the fleeing EliteGi*
Not so elite now, are ya?

[Othalla]

Laughs until he realises the C4 is now stuck to his chest. In a quick panic he throws the C4 towards EGI

[Bean]

*Bean dives for cover, firing randomly in Othallas general direction.

[Othalla]

Takes cover behind madbadgers deformed body firing randomly in all directions :p

[Bean]

*Finds cover behind a conveniently placed two foot thick reinforced concrete wall.
*Bean ducks when the C4 blows up, taking out everything that wasn't behind the cover of a two foot thick reinforced concrete wall. (Bye Othalla)

[Othalla]

Othalla pisses on Bean from heaven

[Bean]

*Bean puts up his umbrella

[Othalla]

Ever heard of acid rain biatch :p Othallas rain melts through beans umbrella and proceeds to burn bean to death

[Bean]

*Bean had just happened to walk into a super-top-secret underground government bomb shelter -- sorry to spoil your fun.
*Bean launches a nuke at Othalla.

[Othalla]

Othalla is a ghost, what's a nuke gonna do? :p EMP blast from nuke cuts the power to Beans bomb shelter sealing him inside and cutting off his oxygen supply:o

[Bean]

*Bean had left out the backdoor already.
Hmm, I'm a hard target to take out, eh?

[MadBadger]

Badger bribes US millitary..... Last area Bean was in gets bombed..... alot :D (oh and due to the acuracy of US bombs that means that entire hemisphere was obliterated ;) )

[Bean]

*Another bean pops out of the ground from the beanfield.
*This new Bean stabs madbadger in the neck with a toothpick.

[Luk3us]

Puts bean in the oven, and has Baked Bean for a snack. :p

[Bean]

*Gives Luk3us major indigestion.

[Luk3us]

Which, causes me to throw up Bean. When a tractor travelling along squishes Bean into little bean bits. ;)

[Bean]

*Someone sprinkles bean bits on Luk3us' salad.
*Bean gives Luk3us indigestion again.

[EliteGi]

*Eats spaghetti in front of Beaneh.*

Hah! Not liking that are you? Jealous, yeeeees!

[Bean]

*Bean runs over Elite whilst driving his car.
Hah! Not liking that are you? Jealous, yeeeees!
:p

[MadBadger]

Badger hides 'WARNING MINEFIELD' sign..... and alows Bean to drive right out onto it..... BOOOOOOOMMMMM! :D

Hope you had insurance Elite ;)

[Bean]

*Bean uses his cool ejection seat feature (very James Bond-esque.)
*Beans ejection seat lands on MadBadger.

[MadBadger]

The badger is on fire when this happens (don't ask why) and ignites the Beans chair engulfing him.

[The Killer]

Last Poster

[Luk3us]

...

*Drops anvil on The Killer's head*

[Bean]

*Throws his flaming body on Luk3us.

[Luk3us]

*Jumps in water, then proceeds to strangle Bean to death. *

[MadBadger]

Bean being a bean who had bean in the water slips out of luk3us sissy grip and hits him in the eye.

[Luk3us]

Sets up Madbadger with a blind date....

Badger sits at the restruant waiting, when C&C King walks in as his date....

heheheh... And teh rest is history. :p

[MadBadger]

>_< oh dear god noooooooooooo

and i bet BWare is the waitor >_<




Nothing for it.


Me straps Lit Firework to Luk3us Nackers ;) and runs.

[Luk3us]

lol.

*Lands on top of Badger, killing him instantly. *

[F15pilotXP]

Shaking the roof, a slab of which crushes them both

[MadBadger]

Shaking the roof, a slab of which crushes them both

cant it just kill everyone in the resturant? I'd be glad to be dead if everyone else was as well :p

F15pilot Laughing to himself steps backwards off the roof, falls onto a traintrack and gets hit by both the northbound 2:30 and the southbound 2:28 :p

[Luk3us]

Badger gets shot by lawyers for using copyrighted images of celeberities. :p

[MadBadger]

pffft... lol :D

Luk3us mummy comes to life cralls out the computer and sends him to bed with no supper! :p (hunger pains i guess....)

[UncleBob]

Seven large nuclear missiles land simultaneously on Badger, but due to his extreme speed and reactions and his magical powers, he dodges them and survives. Then he hears Britney Spears sing in the distance and dies instantly.

[MadBadger]

Great... a stalkers found me again... getting a bit full under the patio of late ¬¬

Wacks Bob in head with spade and burries him with the others.

[Luk3us]

Badger accidently digs up a mine, whilst out grave digging one night... :)

[Ascienti]

/me steals the packet of cornflakes, takes the cornies home and pours them into 2 huge big bowls, one for me and 1 for the dog..and with milk we eat and devour MadBadger and now he is dead cause we turned him into poop.

[MadBadger]

/me steals the packet of cornflakes, takes the cornies home and pours them into 2 huge big bowls, one for me and 1 for the dog..and with milk we eat and devour MadBadger and now he is dead cause we turned him into poop.


ummm.... :rolleyes:

errrr..... x(


Why do I attract the nutters? Am I their version of Kane or somink?

Hrmmm... This ability is worthless until I can turn them into my own personal army.....

Its hurt the LASTPoster.... not me ¬¬


Goes old school rips both of Ascienti's arms out and beats him around the head with them..... then goes looking for Killer with the arms still in my possession.

[The Killer]

Killer Kills Badger With A Spoon

[Luk3us]

*Drops anvil on The Killer's head.*

[The Killer]

(the anvil was so small so..)*catches the anvil with his hand and throws it at Luk3us*

[UncleBob]

Inserts juicy maggots in Killers ears, which gobble up what's left of his brain.

[Luk3us]

When the maggots are done with The Killer, still hungry, they attack UncleBob.

[UncleBob]

but cos teh unlb0bs brain was like sooooooo massiv3 dey was like OOOOOMFG dat is teh m4st0r we w1ll w0rship it liek and do wat it sez cos liek it s teh pwnage n detrooy n00000bs, kthx. Then UncleBob gets in his prized pickup truck and runs over Luk3us. Twelve and a half times.

[The Killer]

w3ll, ya bcuz u t@lk l1k3 th1$!!11!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!1111`!`!!!!!

*Drinks a glass of tiberium to revive,
burns and distroys Bob by using Flame Tank of Nod
then Bob Vanishes*

[MadBadger]

/me Just stands and laffs as Killer turns into a baby visceroid.

[The Killer]

*touches Badger which makes him also turn into a Viseroid*

[The Eagle]

*touches Badger which makes him also turn into a Viseroid*

/me corrects killer on his spelling of a visceroid.

What? oh. right yeah... uh... kills killer somehow

[MadBadger]

*touches Badger which makes him also turn into a Viseroid*


Points out the fact Killers a n00b and that baby visceroids cant do jack.


Then pulls out a 9mm and shoots eagle out the sky.

[The Killer]

(I made it up)
*again kills badger with a spoon*

[MadBadger]

Gets in his brand spanking new Ava Mech...

Yall can prob guess the rest ;)

(involves squishing, lots of squishing and various parts of killers body) :D

[Luk3us]

*Pushes the self destruct button on Badgers mech, conviently located on the outside beside its left leg. *

[UncleBob]

Jumps out into the crowd and shouts, "PEACE." Then was like meh and sticks a fork into Luk3us' left eyeball.

[Luk3us]

Luk3us's superior DNA spreads across teh fork eatting UncleBob.

[The Killer]

Gets in his brand spanking new Ava Mech...

Yall can prob guess the rest ;)

(involves squishing, lots of squishing and various parts of killers body) :D
After Being Squished I Explode which makes the Ava Mech Explode too
but some of my body and my brain cells made it alive and started reproducing more and more cells, after being a full body again.
*Throws Tiberium On Luk3us DNA which makes it Disappear* (badger was waiting for me to post this :D )

[MadBadger]

...damn it... need a ^_o smilie....

Luk3us blew my Mech up... try reading all the posts....



I use one of these methods...

1. Break it in half with your hands (very easy to do) and use the glass viewing screen's broken edge as a razorblade to slice the jugular when they are looking the other way.

2. Take off one sock (a dress or tube sock; pantyhose will work in a pinch), place the Nano in the sock, swing it around as fast as you can (being careful to not hit yourself), and whack the intended target right on the temple.

3. Take the reflective shiny part and catch the sun's ray and shine it in a vehicle driver's eyes, or if you are at a rock concert and the lead singer is prancing around on a center stage that protrudes into the audience like a phallus, you can use the same technique.

4. The cord on the earbud headphones can be used to strangle someone. A knee in the back can give extra leverage.

5. Dig a pit about 5 feet deep, then take about 15 3-foot-long stakes 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point, like a very sharp pencil. Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground, with the sharp ends pointing up. Cover the hole with pine boughs, grass, and leaves. Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven and place it gently in the middle.

6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery's poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer if you are in a hurry). Put tea back in tea bag and bend the staple back to its original position. Put the tea bag back where you got it.

7. Download to the Nano "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters. Tell someone you will give him or her your Nano if they listen to that song a hundred times in a row.

8. Hide the Nano in a bowl of lutefisk, then take it to the annual Norsefest Lutefisk Eating Competition in Madison, Minnesota.

and kill killer ;)

[UncleBob]

Ties badger up and forces him to listen to Killer yodelling for 5 hours straight.

[Luk3us]

Watches as Badger going insane rips through the ropes and ripping UncleBob to shreds..

*Grins with glee* :p