Jokes!

[chickendippers]

For once a video on YouTube that is genuinely funny, Rejected Wii Play Game Concepts: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vnsfcB1m3lk

[Luk3us]

lol... Some of those were great. They should really have made some of those into games.


Joke:

Chinese guy: Hey, now that you're here we can go to Sylvia's in Harlem and get some soul food.
Black guy: What do you mean, "now that I'm here"? What, you can't go to Harlem by yourself, but now that you've got your token black you're safe? That's ****ed up.
Chinese guy: Let me ask you something: would you go to Harlem alone at night?
Black guy: OK, that's not the point.

[MadBadger]

Damned YouTube... was on there for nearly an hour watching crap...

Anyhoo funny

[Kibax]

What begins with an 'e', ends with an 'e' and has only one letter in it?

Scroll down for answer.




























An envelope.

[chickendippers]

Boo, that's poor.

What do you call a double-jointed cripple in a wheelchair?












A Transformer

[EatsP1es]

ahahahahahahahaha =D

[Luk3us]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in here for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ****head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care.
We came into town by bus.


We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[Ensi]

I like my women as I like my coffee.















Strong and black.