Hurt the Last Poster

[MadBadger]

*touches Badger which makes him also turn into a Viseroid*

Points out the fact Killers a n00b and that baby visceroids cant do jack.


Then pulls out a 9mm and shoots eagle out the sky.

[The Killer]

(I made it up)
*again kills badger with a spoon*

[MadBadger]

Gets in his brand spanking new Ava Mech...

Yall can prob guess the rest

(involves squishing, lots of squishing and various parts of killers body)

[Luk3us]

*Pushes the self destruct button on Badgers mech, conviently located on the outside beside its left leg. *

[UncleBob]

Jumps out into the crowd and shouts, "PEACE." Then was like meh and sticks a fork into Luk3us' left eyeball.

[Luk3us]

Luk3us's superior DNA spreads across teh fork eatting UncleBob.

[The Killer]

Gets in his brand spanking new Ava Mech...

Yall can prob guess the rest

(involves squishing, lots of squishing and various parts of killers body)

After Being Squished I Explode which makes the Ava Mech Explode too
but some of my body and my brain cells made it alive and started reproducing more and more cells, after being a full body again.
*Throws Tiberium On Luk3us DNA which makes it Disappear* (badger was waiting for me to post this )

[MadBadger]

...damn it... need a ^_o smilie....

Luk3us blew my Mech up... try reading all the posts....



I use one of these methods...

1. Break it in half with your hands (very easy to do) and use the glass viewing screen's broken edge as a razorblade to slice the jugular when they are looking the other way.

2. Take off one sock (a dress or tube sock; pantyhose will work in a pinch), place the Nano in the sock, swing it around as fast as you can (being careful to not hit yourself), and whack the intended target right on the temple.

3. Take the reflective shiny part and catch the sun's ray and shine it in a vehicle driver's eyes, or if you are at a rock concert and the lead singer is prancing around on a center stage that protrudes into the audience like a phallus, you can use the same technique.

4. The cord on the earbud headphones can be used to strangle someone. A knee in the back can give extra leverage.

5. Dig a pit about 5 feet deep, then take about 15 3-foot-long stakes 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point, like a very sharp pencil. Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground, with the sharp ends pointing up. Cover the hole with pine boughs, grass, and leaves. Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven and place it gently in the middle.

6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery's poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer if you are in a hurry). Put tea back in tea bag and bend the staple back to its original position. Put the tea bag back where you got it.

7. Download to the Nano "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters. Tell someone you will give him or her your Nano if they listen to that song a hundred times in a row.

8. Hide the Nano in a bowl of lutefisk, then take it to the annual Norsefest Lutefisk Eating Competition in Madison, Minnesota.

and kill killer

[UncleBob]

Ties badger up and forces him to listen to Killer yodelling for 5 hours straight.

[Luk3us]

Watches as Badger going insane rips through the ropes and ripping UncleBob to shreds..

*Grins with glee*